QuantumHug™ – Round Stress Relief Plush for Women’s Security | 30cm

The big tabby cat curled up like Maxwell's demon is a four-dimensional chaotic attractor. The yellow and black stripes draw a Bayesian probability diagram among the fluff. The blue light from keyboard tapping is absorbed as thermodynamic waste by the paw pads, and the tips of the whiskers are folding the meeting minutes into the fractal structure of catnip. The ripples on the belly execute the general relativity drowsiness equation, and within each swirl of fur lies the solution of the Poisson brackets of the N-body sleep system. At three o'clock in the morning, the tip of the tail stirs the sea of caffeine particles, making the requirement documents collapse into a superfluid state within the gravitational field of the fluffy ball. The paw prints leave behind random walk trajectories on the touchpad, and the dilation and contraction of the pupils regulate the entropy increase rate of requirement changes—after all, the most elegant resistance is to make anxiety decohere into the Pauli matrix of dreams within the fractal geometry of the fluff

Material: Non-localized fluff + Decoherence buffer cotton
Size: 30 cm
Color: Quantum turmeric yellow | Original data gray | Dark matter black 
Scene: Sound-absorbing wall for requirement changes | Buffer for code entropy increase | Cat scratching post for multithreaded thinking

"Every kneading motion is an eigenvalue decomposition of the anxiety tensor."
"When the client says 'Revise it one more time', we activate the emergency protocol of fluff decoherence."

The overall length includes the length of the tail.