The gray fluffy fur is all tousled, looking as unkempt as a dandelion. It wears a tilted hat, and its droopy ears hang down. Its listless eyes can precisely hit your "laugh trigger". There is a "drama queen button" hidden on the hat: it tries to act cute, but once the hat is on, it turns into a hilarious meme. The tuft of hair on its head is like an antenna, sending out "help me" signals to the universe.
The anti-allergic short fur on its belly makes a rustling sound when you rub it. The slow-rebound cotton filling inside can be squished flat, but it will puff back up into a lopsided smile in 5 seconds. Measuring 35 cm, it can be held in one hand. When you're feeling gloomy and down, it lies there with its legs turned inwards in a gesture of surrender. In the dead of night, when you question the meaning of life, it looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with its dead-fish eyes, as if to say, "Being melodramatic? This dog has already embraced the laid-back attitude and processed it all."
Material: Anti-allergic short fluff + memory foam filling Size: 13.78in/35 cm Color: Cloud-like gray + cream white | Handmade-style thick knitted hat Scene: Refuge for those with excessive intelligence | Station for containing the dignified breakdowns of adults | Physical manifestation of the anti-involution statement
When you pinch its belly to vent your anger, it mocks your impatience with its slow rebound. When you pour out all your troubles frantically, it looks at you listlessly as if to say, "Just let it all end, and make it quick!"
"If you can't be a smart grown-up, then be a lifelong VIP of this goofy one."
